Top 5 Moments Worth The Jail Time
1- Making a U-turn to avoid driving 982348723 miles until the next stoplight. 2- Illegally parking to run to the bank/post office/mailbox for .2 seconds. 3- Standing up for yourself when confronted by...
View ArticleTop 5 Things I Hope You Know
1- That “alot” is not a word. Never has been. We had a lot of fun at the birthday bash…see what I did there? It’s called a space bar. 2- That you stand on the right side of the escalator (and allow...
View ArticleTop 5 Things I Want To Yell At People
1- MOVE!! Generally towards large crowds of tourists, children on scooters, and cell phone zombies. 2- STFU!! Not sure why, but I can’t stand to hear about the personal lives of strangers while they’re...
View ArticleTop 5 People I Don’t Understand
1- Gym rats that fit in an extra session at lunch. While I admire the dedication, what do you do with your hair? How do you have time to shower? Do you not feel gross the rest of the afternoon? How...
View ArticleTop 5 Commuters Who Should Just Disappear
1- The a-hole who sits spread eagle with his (already large) frame. Usually seen taking up 3/4 of the only available bench. Go you-know-what yourself dude. 2- The panicky rico suave who freaks if...
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